Total Medals Earned: 1,515 (From 272 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,935 Points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (565/565 points)
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (35/170 points)
Gravity is no more.
Finish a button level
Die to a spike
Run out of charges
Pass thru a gravity grid
Now they're timed?
Because 2 wasn't enought.
Finish the game.
Die less than 25 times.
Use less than 100 charges
Finish the game in less than 10 minutes.
Finish the game in 5 minutes without dying once.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/90 points)
Die for the first time.
Die at the first wave at least once.
congratz!! this is your first step.
well done, zamn.
holy shit, you're good at it!
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 2/20 (110/650 points)
Beat Level 1
Unlock the Sleet Tank
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Fully upgrade your speed stat
Fully upgrade your health stat
Fully upgrade your attack stats
Unlock the Toy Tank
Unlock the Melee Tank
Unlock the Laser Tank
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game as the Default tank.
Beat the game as the Speed tank.
Beat the game as the Health tank.
Beat the game as the Attack tank.
Beat the game as the Toy tank.
Beat the game as the Sleet tank.
Beat the game as the Melee tank.
Beat the game as the Laser tank.
Beat the game as every tank
Medals Earned: 5/5 (165/165 points)
Collect 100 Milk
Buy one of the upgrades from the shop
Collect 1,000 Milk
Buy x12 Clicks from the shop
Collect 10,000 Milk
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)