Grunt Scout's pants are having a seizure, or giving me one! Flashing dffrent colours like it's the disco!

Yo hold on Wheelie, is that gray hairs I'm seein on ya? You gettin' old yellow boio?

I have no cluewhat just happend, but it did sure lo0k awsomez!

D'ya know what, the first three sections of the tutorial were decently quite fun, and made me wanna play more!

Anyway, d'ya also know that on a laptop touchpad, if you hold down one side then the whole thing moves down? So, if you're holding the right side for RMB, then you can't press the left one for LMB without letting go of the right one?

So anyway, I can't use guns. Fuckin' shit.

Tried to play without, but the game keeps spinning my camera around, it's like joycon drift. I can't reeeeeeeeally play like this. Damn shame, really.

What a fuckin' game eh.

I fuckin hate that segment at the start with the paperclips, took me way to long and it was painful the whole way through. I hate ta do this, but I will post a guide on how to do it here, so that noone has to experience that facken puzzle for as long as I did.
There's a lamp on the right, invisible practically, that you can turn on. That will let you see a drawer, and in that drawer is a set of papers held together by a paperclip, which you can grab by clicking on it while inspecting the papers. Then, there's a rug on the left which you can interact with while crounching, but only if you find the tiny hitbox at the edge of it.

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I also found some sick glitches! Sick as in, not, like, at all, they suck.

You can open the kitchen door while on the side of it farthest away from the handle, and you get stuck. This is because doors open one way, and that way tends to be towards you.

"Maybe I will can use these matches..." - The bozo you play as.

When you hide under the kitchen table, the badguy comes over, takes out his lunch, grabs the poisoned drink, and fecks off. You can do this again, and he'll repeat his sequence again. This focker microwaved 777 plates of potatoes all at once and will take them out one at a time, thank you very much, on top of casting summon pepsi by the counter every time he walks by it. On your 2nd repeat of this scene, you can also walk out from under the table and just walk around, he'll ignore you. You can walk out with him and see him vanish, or trigger the scene whenever you feel like! Doing so after interacting with the car door can lead to you coming back to the man's room to pickpocket his car keys, only to witness as the protaganist informs the badguy sleeping directly infront of him that he in fact does not exsist.

In the basement, the matches will sometimes expire and you have to press f again to light another. But actually, no you don't, protaginist bonehead will give birth to a good idea for once and relight them automatically, so the f input is only used once in the whole game, why the fack does it exsist then???????

The opened door, glass dorred cupborad I guess, and fireplace in the badguy's room can all be walked through. And, if you walk between the grandfath clock and couch he's sleepign on, it'll let you walk onto the couch, too! Or through it, I can't tell. What I can tell is you didn't texture the back of his head. Why not?! It's like one polygon! That could end badly later in development!

There's this... the game as far as I can tell, is meant to have a warm colour scheme of brown, yellow, orange, and all that stuff. But it doesn't. Instead, aftrer cliclking with your mouse1 twice, the colours are cold and blue and black. Or if you unfullscreen the game and click off it onto another thing on the page, it becomes grey. That's... what text does. Like... double click this word -incomprehencable-. It turns blue, and if you click off it, it goes grey. The game window is one massive word/letter! Why did you make it like this programmer? WHyy????????????
(Also, this blue tint actually looks good, it's cold and unwelcoming and I feel like it could be scarier than the calm pleasent warm colour pallete)

For some reason my camera is scrolling to the right, like really slowly. It's like joycon drift, but I'm using a touchpad for the camera, so this is definitly the game's doing. But this only happend on my 2nd playthrough.

On the side of the house where the basement exit is, you can see the fackin cupboard from the kitchen clipping through the wall. Or maybe it's its shadow? Regardless, there's a random unprompted rectangle of light there.

And finally, the front door shut on me when I was playing the ending, means I aimed and shot at nothing. Nothing, except deep blue darkness.

Ya know, I put this on in the background and then forgot that it was there. I don't know if that's a good thing or not, but I somehow feel it is important to share. And if it is mean than am sorry.

I was expecting a remix of that one track by MDK, but I shall take this too. Sounds like rhythm game music. And the lyrics sound decent too, can't make out what they say fully but I'm not good at doin' that anyway.

Well, alright, didn't know ya make music, but that was nice, I guess! Doesn't really work as a background song for stuff, it does seem to grab your attention preety well, is that a good thing, I don't

Dang. I don't know the refrence! Such a shame

Yooooo that story's so cool and stuff! It's sad to read, but it is nice if Fawn got that sorta nice home with her dad. Also, I do hope that stuff ya wrote isn't actually something from real life, that would be really really terrible.

"Not allowed near high scools but not for usual reasons?" Wha, did he fail super badly at education so that no school wants to see him again due to his IQ-debuffing aura or some'in?