Fun how many people are making full high quality animations just saying that photoshop is bad.

Well that was very entertaining. More entertaining than the fnaf penis comics, it's like reading one of those comics for multiple minutes straight, it's awsome! And the advertised products actually do exsist! I'll go play em when I get home. Thankya for makin' this.

I like how NG has an ad for becoming suppoerter, and the like and subscribe arrwos here point at the 2 links on the ad, at least for me. It's almost perfectly spaced, and by complete accident!

And yeah, that was awsome. I don't like christmas, but it was nice seeing you drive around again, even if to that damned tree.

Okay, this game is mislabeled. This ain't an idle game, it's a puzzle game. A puzzle, on what the HELL just happend. Becouse nothing happend.

Just 5 clicks a second for 10 minutes stragitht is enough to keep the man alive, any more than that lets you do so comfortably, and that isn't a hard number of clicks to anchieve. And while you're keeping the man alive, nothing else is happening. Yer just clickin'. There's the sound of the snowstorm, your clicks if you want to, and the day/night cycle gif in the BG. Nothing else happens, or changes. This is like, a bad game. The ending isn't satysfying, and the gameplay not fun at all. Repetitive and shallow.

But then the puzzle comes in, because this is on NG, the site where games where nothing happens and you're just wasting the player's time can get really easily blammed. And yet this one didn't. Then, it got on the best daily posts thing. 3rd place out of 5. This beat out Super Turbo Power Punch Maxed, which is an awsome series, by 2 places on the podium. That decision was made by people who are like, super qualified to make these sortsa decisions (at least I think that's right), clearly Squire Thomas Fulpous saw something about this game. So much so that it got fugin frontpaged a day later. Super Turbo Power Punch Maxed didn't. An animation that was rated above this game in the daily ranking, also didn't. But this... thing... did.

That's like, the one thing you think about while playing. One of the 2. Eighter you're wondering what the hell this is and how it made it past all those quality checks, or are curious if something's gonna jumpscare you. Never does. Timer ends, storm ends, thas it. There is no more to the game, at all, ever. No difficulity increse, no alt mode, skin, no diffrent endings... right?

Like, maybe there IS some big secret that reveals an awsome massive thing. Maybe if I turn the volume up high enough and type G-O-O-S-E on my keyboard, I'll hear a wendigo whisper some input combo that unlocks a secret. Maybe if I play again a few times, I'll unlock Luigi. Maybe you're pulling a fnaf pizzaria simulator style fakeout, and I just missed it, along with every last person in this 4 page comment section, while everyone who didn't comment did actually find it and had fun, and this is just some statistical clusterfuck.
Regardless, I want anwsers, because this all doesn't add up. Please?

You know, I haven't actaully played a second of this game, and I don't feel like playing a horny game right now, but I seriously just read the title and assumed it meant "get in Santa's pants" as in, become Sansa, run his workshop, walk a mile in Snata's shoes. Absoultely did not consider any lewd meaning until I saw the starting warning.

I feel that it's very important for you to know this.
Very important, see.

Ah, a moment! I have bugs to report!
10-2 has a stupidly short timer. Not sure if it's a bug, but it seems so strict compared to all other levels in the game
5-3, on the other hand, doesn't have a timer. It's running in the background as I write this, it's been running for a minute straight, and the clock hasn't moved. *scrolls up* Nope, still not movin'.
Descruption: The controls section of the description you wrote, not in the game but on NG, deosn't tell you you can beammeup with left click. Would be nice to know, since the after-level menu requires the mouse, so playing with it as well seems like a nice option to be aware of. You can also move with the arrow keys, but that seems preety obvious. And e and esc for pausing, that's not mentioned at all. Damn.

And also, should probably say, this is a sick game despite these few things. Fast which I like, and not very difficult, you get each level after a few tries.

And also also, I made a level! Hard one I think.
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Well, alright, didn't know ya make music, but that was nice, I guess! Doesn't really work as a background song for stuff, it does seem to grab your attention preety well, is that a good thing, I don't

Sick fast song! However, just like any meal with cheese never has enough cheese, any fast song is never fast enough. You can do faster than that!

Ohhhh that 1:08 is juicy~!

Yeah, preety good and sick huh!

What?

"I wents to the cinema to watchs a film with my freind. Littles did I know, that it was gonna be a Feature. A Creature Feature. Featuring... The Creature."

Bubble hasn't changed. Still just looks like Bubble. Clearskyblue chain chomp, and nothin' more.