"And so, the careless prostitute was sentenced to have a giant fuck-off wall be bulit around her so she cannot leave and dies of hunger."
"And so, Jesus came by, and he said onto the jury, "Oh yeah sure go ahead.""
"And so, Jesus came to the buliding site, and as the men picked up the first of the bricks, he said upon the prostitute: "Ayo check this out."
"And so, Jesus said upon the men, "Oi lads, the one who didn't ever sin gets to put down the first brick! How'za'bout that?""
"And so, the men said "Ight bet.""
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"And so, the men all fucked off back home, becouse they couldn't find anyone who COULD place the first brick, who was free from sin."