If the New World religion is getting ya stuff like that, then it only seems right to worship it, with such benefits!
The Prince has a Queen's rapier https://deadcells.wiki.gg/wiki/Queen%27s_Rapier
The armour of The Goblin Bean isn't a godly gift, tho it seems as powerful as them
The Bigman looks like he would pull a https://iaadite.the-comic.org/comics/522/#comicimage when taking off the armour
And Gruntilda sounds annoying, but smart. So she's not Gruntilda, but Andy, basically.
Cool!
New Gods are definitely the more pragmatic choice; at least for elves.
"Rabbits are light, hell is the absence of rabbits"
Oh,so for this they said the rabbits in some cultures are messengers of the light and the darkness,in contact with the underworld.
You're old. But happy no-longer-birthday becouse I got late, Mr.F.Cappucino.
It's ok,friend.I don't blame you....many of my friends and acquaintances wished me a belated happy birthday like you, so don't worry. Am I old? But if I feel energetic and strong every day! XD
"Accident"? How'd this happen?! What's even happening, the headhog just kinda...has a pulled out eye... for no reason, really. Is it stuck? How can your eyes get stuck, in this sense wspecifically? Whada hecc?
"An accident is when something baaaad happens, but it's not anybody's faaauuult!"
Woops, butterfingers!
Or butter-belly, I guess.
Wait, huh? This feels like something really cool, but I don't understand it quite... wouldn't this go more as asphyxiation or somethin? Mate, explain, please.
Always gotta ask, you're not saying here that YOUR world is broken and stuff, this is just a thingie for your art and everything's alright for you, right Mr.F.Tetrahedron?
Exactly, in general, it is not MY world that is in pieces, but the world in which we live which, precisely as I said, is in pieces and is burning....
Great plan for a rat trap, make something that looks like cheese and smeels like it, but is qctually mayo so the rat becomes grossed out becouse mayo sucks.
Unfortunately I didn't have anything close to the yellow and shape of a cheese...then that the mouse always eats cheese is a rumor that was disproved because it was discovered that cheese is not the most consumed food in the rodents' diet .
"Don't give up, [[maincharacter]]...
You're the only-
COUGHCOUGH OH FUCK
GWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHH
AHH
COUGH
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AH FUCKKK OWW
EUWGWHHAHHHHHEHHHH
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-only hope humanity has!"
Well, I found the specil thingie the text is talking about.
It's awsomeness.
We can't win, but we can lose less, I guess.
She/They
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Rabbit rabbit II 
Happy birthday!!! 
Day 7: Accident 
Goretober Day 4: Gut Spill 
Goretober Day 3: Amputation 
Apocalypse of my world 
A mouse and his cheese 
Goretober #3-Gashes 
da white man 